December 2011
65 posts
spider: hey
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spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
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I dont think i've ever laughed so hard in my life...
“Gay marriage is illegal but Nickelback is allowed to make music… I just don’t understand…………….”
believeinnarwhals:
if you’re 21 and you’re still acting like a 14 year old you need to reevaluate your life
me: merry christmas
someone: um EXCUSE ME my mother's first husbands wife's mother was raised by a jewish father so please don't say that it offends me
Anonymous asked: name 10 people that you would date that you know in real life and have a tumblr.
the only one mad enough: officialrickperry: Things... →
officialrickperry:
Things I Am Pretty Sure My Cat Does Purposefully In Order To Annoy Me
dips her paw in every single glass of water i place on my nightstand
jumps on top of my desk, to my dresser, to my shelf, just to scratch at my brand new SPACEtour poster
immediately takes a shit…
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